Over the years the Suburban Wundermutt has developed a sophisticated series of unique stares to indicate different levels of the canine condition. Here, his deliberate head-on gaze leaves no doubt it’s dinner time. However, his 8 PM Dentastix stare is completely different. His right front paw will rise unsolicited to shake the hand of the snack provider while his head will stay slightly cocked to the left. For the recipient of these various looks, the result is always the same… inescapable guilt.
The Suburban Wundermutt 