What I say and what the Suburban Wundermutt hears…
Me: Would you like a treat?
SWM: I have food… want some?
Me: Who’s a good boy?
SWM: I have food… want some?
Me: Wow, taxes are due in four months!
SWM: I have food… want some?
Me: I need to get the car’s oil changed.
SWM: I have food… want some?
The Suburban Wundermutt 