Lost in Translation

What I say and what the Suburban Wundermutt hears…

Me: Would you like a treat?
SWM: I have food… want some?
Me: Who’s a good boy?
SWM: I have food… want some?
Me: Wow, taxes are due in four months!
SWM: I have food… want some?
Me: I need to get the car’s oil changed.
SWM: I have food… want some?

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