With the 2017 Presidential inauguration complete, the Suburban Wundermutt would like to remind you that he is not impressed with politicians and their plight. Not because of the constant bickering we see between Democrats and Republicans — the Suburban Wundermutt endures that same no holds barred carnage every day in the Cul-De-Sac Jungle. No… it’s because of the food.
State dinners of Red Snapper Livornese, Falafel with cucumber sauce, and Spinach Gnocchi are quite a departure when your tastes are centered on the Beggin’ Strip, Denta-stick, and Busy Bone appetizers followed by a main course of Purina One Special Blend Turkey and Venison formula.
And what about the dinner conversation with those inside the beltway? The only bill the Suburban Wundermutt wants passed is a twenty spot to the Maitre D’ to get a table closer to the parade of scraps that make their way from barely touched plates back to the kitchen.
And as for diplomacy?… well the best he can deliver is the solemn promise not to overtly lick himself in front of the Duchess of Cambridge during the dessert course. And as his official portrait here shows, he is ready to place his left paw on the Lincoln family bible and raise his right to take that oath.
The Suburban Wundermutt 